Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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