don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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