idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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