Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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