Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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