Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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