Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
