I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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