...so i touched it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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