But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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