It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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