Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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