i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
They took my balls.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
COCAINE IS GR8
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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