I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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