To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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