Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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