Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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