I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
