They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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