Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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