Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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