I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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