no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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