The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
