I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So much rum. So many feels.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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