Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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