I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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