You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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