I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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