nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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