my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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