Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
