we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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