just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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