I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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