I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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