Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Are we still banned from the library?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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