Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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