your room smells of hookers.
And success
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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