At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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