She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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