Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
