I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i came on her dog
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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