my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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