she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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