Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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