i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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