how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize