I accidentally burped into my bong.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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