i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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