sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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