3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
