Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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