Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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