You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
